I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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