I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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