And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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