In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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