You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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