im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You ate ashes out of my bong
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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