I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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