Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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