your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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