six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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