I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Randomize
