I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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