Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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