could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
the day after is always just damage control
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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