I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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