i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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