: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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