she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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