Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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