ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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