he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
