i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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