Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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