plz talk dirty to me
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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