Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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