Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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