It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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