Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
