please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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