If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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