I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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