he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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