Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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