actually, I'm a sock model
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
She's JV to your varsity
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I have fence marks all over my body
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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