There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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