No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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