I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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