So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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