the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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