Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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