Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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