I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
NoShamevember. You game?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Randomize
