Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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