my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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