The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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