dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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