fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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