So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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