Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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