We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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