Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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