Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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