fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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